I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -Steven Wright

     I used to read the dictionary when I was a kid.  It was a wonderfully thick book.  I read the encyclopedia too but that's another story.  I used to make up these word tree games and I brought them in for my teacher to teach to the class.  (Yes, I was one of those kids.)  I never understood why she didn't use them so one day I made copies for each of my classmates.  I told my classmates to bring the papers back in when they were finished so I could correct them.  What do you think happened?

You get the point.